We got lost. After getting our barrings we found ourselves in the furniture market! Keep in mind...we still have no furniture. So when we stumbled across this gold mine with aged men standing about 5 ft. tall before picking up entire couches and saddling them upon their backs- we thought we would shop around for a bit!
We found 2 identical khakis ottomans that are about3x4. In our efforts not to "stick out" getting our new values home, Jake followed suit and hoisted the leg lifts over his noggin and headed for home (about a 6 block walk each way x 2 trips).
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About 2 blocks down from the market and 4 more to go |
The best part was when we were waiting at the cross walk and, naturally, Jake received many confusing stares and points (We knew the "blending in" part wasn't going to happen regardless- but it was worth a try...). Two grandmotherly Korean women approached Jake and tried to speak to him. Having no clue what they were saying, Jake took this opportunity to impress upon them the strength of his muscular biceps and preform a bench press type move with the ottoman still hovering above him. The women "ahhhed" and giggled excitedly and proceed to come closer to Jake then rub his BELLY! They rubbed on that little tummy and spoke at high velocities until the light turned green and the cross walk was available for pedestrians again... at which time Jake bowed and picked up his pace to leave his fond fans in the Korean dust.
I'm sorry I can't figure out how to turn this landscaped.
I'm proud of my Jake Jones and his muscles/tummy (Where was the video camera, then?)
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